I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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