wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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