whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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