also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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