I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Who died my cat blue again?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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