is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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