Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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