I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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