whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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