i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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