Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You don't make any sense
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And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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