I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My vagina is very pro this idea
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
