i'm signing you up for texting rehab
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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