Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
