You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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