The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
4 words: hood of his car
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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