this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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