And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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