After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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