Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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