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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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