seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You have to summon your inner elephant
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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