Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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