Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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