Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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