Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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