woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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