Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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