Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
im having a threesome with these popsicles
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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