are you so shy because you have an std?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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