My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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