He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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