recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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