is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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