Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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