WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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