I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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