dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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