i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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