Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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