so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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