Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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