hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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