your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
