His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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