I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I want her autograph on my taint
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm sobbing to NWA
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