so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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