your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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