I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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