I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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