chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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