capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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