i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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